The thoughts just keep comming.

- I’m in two minds about being schizophrenic. No, you’re not. Okay, you’re probably right.

- Of all the things you could become, I always knew you'd grow up to become a pessimist!

- A young fashion writer was asked to write about the latest trend based on teenagers statistics. Her title- making babies is the new black!

- Woke up to the most beautiful sunny day today. Then I went to work. Life is not without irony.

- Come on Mr lab coat man, make science!

- No new updates to download. Suddenly life seems so incomplete. (Diary of an internet addict).

- "You fooled me once with your eyes now honey, You fooled me twice with your lies and I say..."

- Looking up at the black sky, watching tiny drops of rain glow as they fall on me under the street light.

- Put another ex on the calendar Summer's on it's deathbed. There is simply nothing worse than knowing how it ends

- Note to self: Do NOT keep chocolates in a see through container on your desk. Women wont stop till its empty!

- If I could trade mistakes for sheep, Count me away before you sleep. I'll stay awake 'til I trade my
mistakes, Or they fade away.

- We've got our backs against the ocean, It’s just us against the world. Looking at all or nothing, Babe it’s you and I.

- We suffer our way to wisdom.  (Greek proverb)

- We've come to that point in our civilization where naming your child rajnikant is expecting too much!

- You may call me a child, I just say you’ve forgotten what bought you joy when you were young.

- If you agree that life was simple when we were younger; then there is somthing seriously wrong
with the education system.

- At work I'm referred to as "a resource". How do they know about my secret all-purpose utility-belt?
Do they know about my super-hero identity?

- I'm  so happy If you shoot me I'd die a happy man! PS: Please don't shoot me, violence is  not cool. Call it ' action', Kids love Action!

- What is important?

-In this economy, the one thing a man should keep is his word. And maybe hold on to powerpoint and excel too while you're at it.

-If coffee shop employees have so much time to make intricate designs in the coffee’s that people ordered; then I see no reason as to why customers and employees can’t play tic-tac-toe on the coffee to get the drink free if the customer wins!

- Some days I feel like a Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar, other days I feel like cake.

- Oh Memories! Where'd you go? You were all I've ever known! How I miss yesterday! How'd I let it fade away? Where'd you go?

- I've got my feet grounded in reality and that's where they stop. Where my head is? Is a question for the curious.

- I love talking to myself; its great to hear different point of views.

- When I said "my phone has a build in accelerometer", I wasn't expecting "what's the mileage like?" as a reply!

- Ten years ago when you said “in sync” you weren’t referring to cross-platform technology allowing you communicate and share between different devices, back then you were talking about a boy-band.

- Everything is something, everyone is someone; it's only a matter of perspective.

-I did it! I finally figured out a way to understand women! The trick my friends is to remove logic from
the equation, and everything else falls into place.

- Dan brown’s latest story leaked! A tale about a really old blind people that have been secretly giving orders to the church and controlling society for centuries! It’s titled “Hunt for the Holy Brail”.

- Girls who say yell out “cho chueet” at random things in public as the same women who in reality are ‘show shellfish’!

- Yes, it’s true; I do live my life online; sharing my thoughts, from where I am to what I’m doing. But unless you’re with me you’ll never really understand how much fun my life is. :-D !