The thoughts just keep comming.

- I’m in two minds about being schizophrenic. No, you’re not. Okay, you’re probably right.

- Of all the things you could become, I always knew you'd grow up to become a pessimist!

- A young fashion writer was asked to write about the latest trend based on teenagers statistics. Her title- making babies is the new black!

- Woke up to the most beautiful sunny day today. Then I went to work. Life is not without irony.

- Come on Mr lab coat man, make science!

- No new updates to download. Suddenly life seems so incomplete. (Diary of an internet addict).

- "You fooled me once with your eyes now honey, You fooled me twice with your lies and I say..."

- Looking up at the black sky, watching tiny drops of rain glow as they fall on me under the street light.

- Put another ex on the calendar Summer's on it's deathbed. There is simply nothing worse than knowing how it ends

- Note to self: Do NOT keep chocolates in a see through container on your desk. Women wont stop till its empty!

- If I could trade mistakes for sheep, Count me away before you sleep. I'll stay awake 'til I trade my
mistakes, Or they fade away.

- We've got our backs against the ocean, It’s just us against the world. Looking at all or nothing, Babe it’s you and I.

- We suffer our way to wisdom.  (Greek proverb)

- We've come to that point in our civilization where naming your child rajnikant is expecting too much!

- You may call me a child, I just say you’ve forgotten what bought you joy when you were young.

- If you agree that life was simple when we were younger; then there is somthing seriously wrong
with the education system.

- At work I'm referred to as "a resource". How do they know about my secret all-purpose utility-belt?
Do they know about my super-hero identity?

- I'm  so happy If you shoot me I'd die a happy man! PS: Please don't shoot me, violence is  not cool. Call it ' action', Kids love Action!

- What is important?

-In this economy, the one thing a man should keep is his word. And maybe hold on to powerpoint and excel too while you're at it.

-If coffee shop employees have so much time to make intricate designs in the coffee’s that people ordered; then I see no reason as to why customers and employees can’t play tic-tac-toe on the coffee to get the drink free if the customer wins!

- Some days I feel like a Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar, other days I feel like cake.

- Oh Memories! Where'd you go? You were all I've ever known! How I miss yesterday! How'd I let it fade away? Where'd you go?

- I've got my feet grounded in reality and that's where they stop. Where my head is? Is a question for the curious.

- I love talking to myself; its great to hear different point of views.

- When I said "my phone has a build in accelerometer", I wasn't expecting "what's the mileage like?" as a reply!

- Ten years ago when you said “in sync” you weren’t referring to cross-platform technology allowing you communicate and share between different devices, back then you were talking about a boy-band.

- Everything is something, everyone is someone; it's only a matter of perspective.

-I did it! I finally figured out a way to understand women! The trick my friends is to remove logic from
the equation, and everything else falls into place.

- Dan brown’s latest story leaked! A tale about a really old blind people that have been secretly giving orders to the church and controlling society for centuries! It’s titled “Hunt for the Holy Brail”.

- Girls who say yell out “cho chueet” at random things in public as the same women who in reality are ‘show shellfish’!

- Yes, it’s true; I do live my life online; sharing my thoughts, from where I am to what I’m doing. But unless you’re with me you’ll never really understand how much fun my life is. :-D !

Stuff I though up before the year changed.

- People don’t change, only habits do. Never let what you do define who you are. You define what you do.

- People don’t change, only habits do. Be more than just what you do.

- If comic based movies were real, the Red-bull would be an evil corporation that turns weak humans in to mutants!

- People who believe in imaginary lines that divide the earth into hemispheres, also believe in imaginary people running around the world with imaginary pencils.

- The only problem with giving advice is everyone taking a page out of your book, and eventually all you’re left with are bookends.

- For all your hope with eager eyes, forever looking towards the better tomorrow, do you even care about what becomes of yesterday?

- Stay silent like the loaded gun, for when it speaks, it speaks only truth.

- I guess the reason why he’s got a bigger fan following is because unlike god he doesn’t work in mysterious ways, he’s quite clear about what he wants you to do.

- A nice warm bath back home is the most perfect way to top-off a fun weekend trip to the mountains with friends. . . . . Goddamnit! Even on a Sunday I sound like a copywriter who’s been writing too much copy for a luxury brand!

- A warm summers day will never make you feel as lonely as a cold winter nights wind.

- Words evade me because...

- How many words is a sculpture worth?

- Did you know? There is no refund when you buy bullshit !

- If you're not paranoid, then you'll never know what the world is conspiring against you!

- I too used to think of life as game , where how you play is more important than winning. But not any more. A game is defined by its rules and activity, life has no rules and meer existence cannot be called living.
The best explanation of life that you will understand is- life is a string. All it really has is a beginning and an end. The purpose of life like all string is to hold things together, and that's where we come in.

- I don’t live life according to a plan nor do I live each moment to the fullest; I am not god nor devil, I don’t control the world so I just live life as it comes.

- My dream.. is to fly... over the rainbow so high... And not recite bad lyrics when doing so!

- The next time you find yourself at a loss, just search for something else.

- Do I make hay while the sun shines? Or listen to my instinct and logic, both telling me to wait for a brighter day.

- Irony - A writer can convey the message perfectly using least possible words, and is then told to write 1000 words on that topic.

- Sometimes the hand that feeds is tastier that the food it gives.

- Skies are a-thunder, the moon light shine dramatic clouds, & I've got troubled thoughts and a self esteem to match.

- Need a rocket powered ship. or a hoverboard; C'mon monday what'll it be ?

- Halo and batwings today.

- Playing the game or is the game playing me? Only way to win is by not wanting to.

- It’s easy to love an animal that is cute and full of life, It takes true skill of spices to love lamb that is dead. :D

- Well of course you're lost due to misinformation. If only you asked Mr information for directions you would have reached by now.

- Finally figured out why I’ve always hated responsibility so much. Responsibility has everything to do with consequence, but nothing to do with choice.

Betwen 3 computers and Google Docs

- I invite you to enter my mind, to see the world through my thoughts. I make but one promise; My world is addictive.

- India: You will find more phosphors’ than fools here.

- Staring at the lighthouse in the light-bulb.

- You do not tell the guy who controls fire to “lighten up” !

- Look deep into a man’s heart and you will find Evil. Look into a woman’s heart and you will find man.

- The article is just an awesome!

- Everyone knows about the Sword in the stone, knife in scull is still my favourite.

- Waking up early to exercise feels great! Wonder why on ones thought about it before?

- Yes I sometimes google lyrics to trance songs, to guys words are more important than how it is said.

- Be who you always wanted to be, don’t worry about what people will say, they only care about themselves anyway.

- The worst thing you could do to a person is to allow them to travel back and change their past. So immediately you begin to think mistakes you’ve made, even after you know Time Travel is not possible.

- "There is no time like the future" was the engraving he read on the time machine.

- I tried to be Emo, :( . But I was just to happy to for it to stick :D

Then till now 10 June 2010

Sometimes I laugh my ass off, other times it just stays there.

Dear fellow driver/rider; continuous honking will NOT make your vehicle move any faster NOR MAKE IT FLY! And that’s a proven fact!

Dear pedestrian; stopping in the middle of the road while crossing to stare at oncoming traffic while reconsidering your decision is not the best way to avoid accidents

- There’s a time for dying, there’s a time for living, then there’s a tine to eat! :D

-Communication is awesome: The lesser you say, the more intelligent you sound!

- NFS is a car driving game whose title was made famous by an airplane flying movie.

- All it takes is a single white hair for you to forget about all other black ones.

- Commute to my last job let me almost touch airplanes as they landed; now I ride the Queen’s Necklace.

- What you lack in finances you make up for in imagination. Good thing you’re a millionaire then eh

- I don't understand women. Computers are simple, if I'm good to the comp, it’s good to me.

- Time too is an exhaustible resource, the more you spend... the more important it becomes.

- Happiness is paramount, Peace is Everest.

- So when you precursor, you mean the hourglass or the mouse-arrow?

-When you’ve live as long as I have, you realise throughout life, ‘shit happens’ and all you can really do is deal with it. Damn!... I shouldn’t’ know this at 25!

Stuff that survived the Comp crash.

- Global warming rap-song: This is why I’m Hot, This is why I’m Hot, This is why I’m Hot.

- “Death comes at a price” said the angel, “great! I’ll take two then” replied the American.

So I’ve been thinking, the three most important things in life there are only things you cannot really choose.

1: Family –it’s something that you’re born into, then grows on (and with) you.

2: Friends- You can choose only acquaintances. True friends want nothing from you, but are always the ones closest to you.

3: Love- If you think love is choice then what you felt wasn’t true love.

So get your priorities straight.

- I explained the difference between twitter and Facebook to friend, he paused and asked, “People are online that much?”.

- When you visit a memory is bending time because you live a life time within moments.

- Girls don’t like computers because they live in a world with no correct answer.

- I'm sorry; I can't help you I'm only your imagination. You should check with faith or better, go see hope for some plans.

The story so far...

If you could go back in time and tell yourself just one thing, what would you say?

Jim was your average geek, loving his tech toys and constantly on the lookout for new quantum-theories. But that all changed for this 21year old when on his way home from the local observatory, he witnessed something that made him question all they he believed in and everything he knew to be true.

Covered in disbelief something told him he was not dreaming and he was witness to something very real.

Stuff that survived the Comp crashes.

- Why don't people get it when I say "Dancing is not an activity I enjoy?"

- Work is what I call that building I go to, what I do there is a complete wase of my time.

- Two thirds of my life is spent in answering or explaining stuff to people around me.

- If time is a whole and only divided into tenses for grammar, then all that will happen has already happened, just not happened yet.

- Ther is more truth in death, than in an ever changing future.

- I'm a gosht buster, I eat all meat!

- I'm not delusional, thats what you think.

- A wise man once said, “I have a dream”, “what is it?” asked the unwise. His reply was, “to have a dream”.

- Wow! Writing this line was as much a waste of time as you reading it!

- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but you’ll need a beanstalk to reach the castles I build.

- Only the time traveller can asnwer the question, What if?

- If little girls were never told that they were Princesses, they would never grow up to be needy confused bitches and the world would be that much better.

- If; what a wonderful way to start a sentence. The exclamation mark, what an amazing way to end!

- People are suckers for mushy quotes and phrases, now how can I use this to my advantage I wonder ?

- I'm gonna kill you! Even if it is with kindness, Your gonna DIE!